The Educational Bunny by Annie Kosh

Once upon a time there was a little educational bunny. Her name was Little Pisser. All the other bunnies would always be playing video games while Little Pisser was always reading and learning. Everyday, Little Pisser told the other bunnies that if they wanted to grow up like their parents, who were dumb and stupid, because they were always playing video games when they were young, then they should continue to play video games all the time.

One day everyone grew up, and now, because the other little bunnies had always been slacking off in school and playing video games when they were babies, they were now stupid adult alcoholic rabbits that liked to mug people on the train.

Little Pisser was no longer Little Pisser unfortunately. Now she was Big Pisser. She had always been reading and learning and now she was going to college to study rabbits. But why should she do that if she could just look in the mirror? So, even Little Pisser, I mean, Big Pisser, can be a little off the deep end. Plus also, did I mention that Big Pisser is not an alcoholic, even though she has a few sips of beer once in a while, just to celebrate her being a Big Pisser? Plus also she only smokes twice a week, and sometimes she does three. She sure is sly!

The End.